The Lanyard & Co.
Hi, I’m SJ—and here’s the very short (but highly dramatic) back‑story of our collection.
Abroad and already in chaos: passport lost in the bag, coffee in one hand, phone ringing somewhere deep inside. I was a mess.
Then I spotted another Human, calm, collected, cruising through security with just a sleek strap and his phone clipped in. Hands free. One loop. No digging. No panic.
Naturally, I copied him. Bought one for myself (and a few extras for my serial-forgetter crew aka Mom & my Best friend).
Back home, things took a surprising turn: My mom actually picks up on the first ring now. And my best friend? Hasn’t dropped his phone in months — a new personal best."
But here’s the thing: That lanyard only held a phone.And I thought—what about the rest of life?
The Add‑On You Didn’t Know You Needed
That’s when we started to build something better and found the missing piece: a small, smart hook, a tiny hero that lets you clip:
Keys - AirPods - Sanitizer - Sun Glasses - Wallets
One lanyard. Multiple essentials. Zero chaos.
Meet the Quirky Edit
Ever notice how people stick cute charms on everything? Water bottles, backpacks, and handbags. Why should a lanyard be the boring one in the room?
Enter the Quirky Crew—little buddies that hold your phone and shout, “Yes, I’m useful and fun.”
Perfect for gifting, hoarding, or competitive accessorising.
What Makes Ours Different?
| Real‑Life Feature | Why You’ll Care |
|---|---|
| Compact & Sturdy Phone Link | Holds your phone without whining—or snapping. |
| Industrial‑Grade Metal Hardware | Survives weekday commutes and weekend concerts. |
| Adjustable Fit | Wear it cross‑body, neck‑sling, or however your vibe decides. |
| Built‑in Loop | Clip keys, cards, charms—your call. |
| Feather‑light Rope | Strong enough to trust, light enough to forget it’s there. |
| Small‑Batch Crafting | Your strand won’t be on every other shoulder at brunch. |
Ready to Clip, Hook & Roll?
Be early to the thing everyone will wish they’d thought of first. Shop The Edit – pick a colour, pick a buddy, conquer your chaos.
https://www.statementps.com/products?category=11049
See you out there—Phone clipped. Keys & Wallet secure. Coffee in hand and maybe someone asking, “Wait—where’d you get that?”
– SJ
Co-Founder, The Statement P’s